Sunday, March 2, 2008

Gubernija Grand 9.5


This stuff has a strange 'boxed wine' feel to it. Reading the can I realize why- its a super thin lager with a 9.5% alcohol content. I really need to get in the habit of reading labels before I buy shit like this. There is something off about this beer that makes it taste very artificial. Maybe it is brewed in an old petroleum plant? I mean its a product of Lithuania, a country I imagine as being close to a Mad-Max dystpopia with a lot of snow. Please let me know how much of an ignorant jerk I am, proud people of Lithuania!

I am sitting here trying to pick out flavors but all I am getting is alcohol and really cheap malt. I think if I drank two of these I would get a hangover, whether I had gotten a buzz or not. Hey it must have some use, maybe you could power a generator with it? Clean silverware? Trade it for a few crossbow bolts in Barter Town? As far as drinking it, I would not recommend that!

5 comments:

Stephen said...

this is pretty funny. when you're on, you're on.ql

Anonymous said...

You have no clue. Where else can you dring two beers and have a great buzz. You must be used to drinking Bud light and can't handle a man's beer. I bet you also drink Miller light.

matt said...

This beer is garbage, guy who talks shit while being anonymous.

Anonymous said...

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matt said...

ha ha, you are welcome to that picture.